Thermodynamics: The Noob Version

Mr Ng Boon Leong reminded me today of the basic tenets of Thermodynamics, in more subtle terms:

First Law: You can never win, and you break even at most.

Second Law: In real life, you usually never break even and always lose.

Third Law: When you're cold, you stop moving.
Unless you don't like your neighbours, somehow.

Zeroth Law: The friend of your friend is your friend too.

I made up the third and the zeroth. Have a go, it's quite fun. :)

Toodles!